He looks around at the chaises then adjusts his flat-bill hat nervously.
You can do this, Gudda Gudda, Gudda Gudda thinks to himself. Retrace your steps. First was the living room section, and then the dining sets… bedroom and kitchen and then bathroom… or did bedroom come after kitchen? And in what order did I walk through the individual furniture pieces?
Gudda Gudda sits down on a chaise. He furrows his eyebrows in thought. The IKEA floor seems to stretch forever in every direction. And he hasn’t even seen the warehouse full of disassembled chaises.
He pulls his cell phone out of his pocket and calls Lil Wayne.
“Lil Wayne? Where are you? I’m in the chaise section.”
“Bitch, you need to keep up. We’re all in the dishware section, meet us there.”
“Wait—”
Lil Wayne hangs up.
Gudda Gudda doesn’t know where the dishware section is. You need to keep up. Lil Wayne’s voice echoes in his mind. Gudda Gudda could never keep up.
“In one of the most touching videos of his career, Lil Wayne takes us on a life journey with a young girl born into a hostile environment. The young girl, who was almost aborted, grows up around her parents fighting, her father goes to jail, and she’s molested by a family member. As she grows older, she has a baby, turns to stripping to make ends meet before she finally gets the bad news that she’s diagnosed with HIV.
We are then, taken back to her childhood and her mother is now moving in with family members after she gives birth and eventually gets married. This one move, changes everything for the young girl and she experiences a sequence of events that are much different than she would have growing up in a home without ‘love’.”
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is it wrong that i’m like “wayne. WAYNE. how you gon’ talk shit about women in one breath and try to flip the script in another?”
i mean, r kelly is the only one i know who’s allowed to go between extremes lol “the storm is over” versus “bump and grind”
