The Feel Of Free

Describing white people using food items

dassitright:

lovewashername:

sooolondon:

crankycritic:

ai-yo:

James had a kingsmill white bread complexion, he blushed slightly it seemed like someone had spread strawberry jam over his cheeks. His hair was the colour of custard that had been watered down severely like the nasty one they served back in primary school that I begged the lunch ladies not to let near my cake. I didn’t care that the cake may have been dry I didn’t want that shit near my cake.

Cryin

deadandgone

bye world

bye


how you like your eggs?

queennubian:

waitful:

ignorantatheist:

pimpkins:

Scrambled or not at all.

actually I can eat them sunny side up or scrambled

omelette style with veggies and jalapeno. 

cooked in bacon grease, eggs cracked over the skillet, creole seasoning, sea salt, ground pepper, scrambled only after the eggs appear to be slightly fried. I like my eggs a little wet. Added to a bowl with a piece of cheese at the bottom. 

FRIED OR FERTILIZED??!!

(Source: notcayleb)